Some months ago Kirstie Alley started a diet business called, "Organic Liaison." "Hey everybody, watch while I slowly morph from morbidly obese to totally hot! You will be amazed and will buy my expensive dietary supplement products!"
I was like, "Uh, maybe you should lose the weight THEN pimp the program?" But silly me. I'd failed to appreciate how Organic Liaison rested upon L Ron Hubbard's notions of health and therefore couldn't possibly fail.
Time passed without much news from Kirstie until just last week when she twittered a surprising pic of herself, described as, "me and my Italian men friends" (click for bigger):
Wow, she looks better, eh? But hey, my shoop detector seems to be picking up something...
And not just mine. This vanishing point analysis proves that the carpet, table, and room were never in the same place at the same time: