OK NOW I'M FUCKING DEPRESSED

I Googled "Tom Harkin chiropractic." I started to make scheduled posts on what I found. But it's a giant fucking mountain of pork. Pork pork pork. Pork as far as the eye can see.

LISTEN, LISTEN: SOILENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, that wasn't what I wanted to say...

LISTEN, LISTEN: NCCAM WAS MADE FOR THE CHIROPRACTORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT'S WHY YOU CAN STUDY HERBS BUT NOT THE STUFF IN THE HERBS AT NCCAM.

Oh, the humanity. Oh, the travesty, the corruption of science.

I can't take it.