Moar Intergalactic Xenophonic Fun

Xenophon: Intergalactic Badass

Check me out, eh? Eh?

Excerpt from Fuck You, Penguin:

"This egotistical little jerk was basically like "Check me out, eh? EH?" and then when people didn't respond he was all "Okay, maybe you don't understand, I AM ONLY ONE AND A HALF INCHES TALL" and stood next to a fucking ruler to illustrate his point.

Atheist cat

Dark Matter Found

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No Unibrows

tHERE aRE tWO sIDES tO eVERY fACT

No there aren't, you moron.


And fix yer caps lock.

Walking on Water

Yesterday's sunset, standing on the pond. Webbed tracks --probably a seagull.

Science vs. Faith

Found this at Two Blue Crabs, a site that is impossible to navigate and NSFW. Maybe 1/20 pics are amusing. More are unpleasant. You have been warned.

Stop for Me

It's the claw!
From Photo Basement

Axolotls Endangered

From Treehugger, aka "Mexican jumping fish."

I know it's a salamander. But that smiling face hits my "awr" buttons.

Poor li'l feller. Hope he dun go stinkt.

Some Things are Important

Do Not Turn Your Back to the Monkeys

From Photo Basement.

Narwhal Playset

From photobasement.

Aussie Spider

This may come in handy at some point in my dealings with a coworker who happens to have a spider phobia.

The Golden Orb Weaver is from the Cellar.

Sam the Eagle

I haz virus. Started with headache, then sleepiness, nausea, fevers, sore throat, dry cough, swollen lymph nodes. Got my flu shot a couple weeks ago. Still, might be the flu.

Trolling for pics that make me laugh. Too weak for lotta wurds 'n stuff.

More Pew Pew!

Missing a kitty?

Source: Newscoma

O hai!

Sorry I've neglected you, my dear fans. I been busy. No time for internet.

Here's something at the NYT to tide you over until I can grant you more of my attention:

The Trolls Among Us

IMMA CHARGIN MAH WAFERS!!!

Some of these hosts have been consecrated; some not. Can you tell which? Carl from Atlantic City can.

I'm not sure how else a person could distinguish them-- the Church certainly doesn't claim a chemical distinction. I think anyone expecting that the host is going to turn green and be emblazened with 'Christ was here' is a nut. But my experience of the Eucharist-- of that spiritual distinction-- has been profound and life-altering.

There are more cracker threads at Pharyngula than I can count, each with bajillion posts. You will not believe your eyes.

Added: The crackers need a few friggin' lazers on their heads. Then they could say convincingly, "U THREATEN CRACKERS?!! OMG U IZ SO DED!!1!" But that's beyond my time and/or shoopin' skills.