Don't make me come over there

OM NOM NOM NOM ....wait

Xcuse me but wtf r u doin?

Pelican sees what you did there.

I'm backin up backin up backin up

In case of emergency: back it up out of there, per yo daddy.

Wendy the Scientologist, Piratized

Dianetics Stress Test Patter

GET IT.   READ IT.  20 MILLION PEOPLE HAVE.  YOU'LL SEE WHY.  JUST READ IT.  GET THE BOOK AND READ IT.  WHY SHOULD I TALK?  THERE'S HOW BIG IT IS, IT'S GOING TO BLOW YOU AWAY.  BUY IT.  IT'S ___ DOLLARS, TAKE YOUR CHANCE.  IT'S GOING TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE.  IF IT DOESN'T, FINE.  IS THAT WORTH ___ DOLLARS TO YOU?  TAKE THE BOOK."

Continue to hardsell the person as long as needed until they get the book.

OP . . . ossum!

Excuse me WTF r u doin?

Free Hugs