This post made me lol:
Scientology = Space Opera
NOI = Race Opera
I think I see how you develop an explanation of the world and our place in it when you found a cult.
You just make up any unlikely nonsense and dox be damned.
In my cult, Grebnon made our nostrils by poking our noses with a poking stick, um, 12ty thousand years ago. How do I know this? Well, I just do.