Weird smell #1: this thing -->™. What is up with so much trademark protection?
Well, people trademark stuff that is valuable. So maybe the repeated ™ is meant to convince us that this company has packaged info into some particularly valuable chunks.
But how are we to judge whether Achieving Superior Sales Performance™, Genuine Leadership™, or Stellar Service™ are truly valuable things? I suspect we will have to pay up front for the answer. Hey, kinda like Scientology, amirite?
Weird smell #2: Modifier overload. The award winning writing style of this world-class web site is not only notable for its top-notch adjectives, but also for its unparalleled adverbial assaults. The repetitive eHyperbole™ creates an impression of content even when none is present.
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This shit really puts me to sleep. How do people in MBA or Human Resources degree programs survive their studies?