What's a Sedalian?

A Sedalian is a person who can't distinguish two things others appreciate as distinct.

Examples:

1. Sedalians confuse science and religion.
2. Sedalians can't tell a fact from a personal feeling.
3. Sedalians don't know what's a mountain and what's a molehill.
4. Sedalians mistake their own ass for a hole in the ground.
5. Sedalians grab the shit when they want the Shinola.

Usage:

A: "I read about those town vigilates who terrorized a pediatrician thinking she was a pedophile.

B: My God. What a bunch of Sedalians!"


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