A Sedalian is a person who can't distinguish two things others appreciate as distinct.
Examples:
1. Sedalians confuse science and religion.
2. Sedalians can't tell a fact from a personal feeling.
3. Sedalians don't know what's a mountain and what's a molehill.
4. Sedalians mistake their own ass for a hole in the ground.
5. Sedalians grab the shit when they want the Shinola.
Usage:
A: "I read about those town vigilates who terrorized a pediatrician thinking she was a pedophile.
B: My God. What a bunch of Sedalians!"
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Just for fun: Google "sedalian" and see where this post appears in the results. Clicky to push it up.
Minnesotans have been following this tale of local con artists for years.
It’s nothing new.
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I’ve been hearing about corruption in Minnesota for many years. The short
summary, since I’ve been regularly seeing articles about it in our
newspapers sin...
28 minutes ago
Was on page 3 or 4; now on page 1 of Google results. Well done!
ReplyDeleteMaybe we can beat the links to dirt bike news, and then...
- the links to the fall from the overpass story, and then...
- the "another shot at title" football story at the top of the list.
Dirt bikes, football, falling off a bridge. Life in Sedalia sure sounds awesome!