A Sedalian is a person who can't distinguish two things others appreciate as distinct.
Examples:
1. Sedalians confuse science and religion.
2. Sedalians can't tell a fact from a personal feeling.
3. Sedalians don't know what's a mountain and what's a molehill.
4. Sedalians mistake their own ass for a hole in the ground.
5. Sedalians grab the shit when they want the Shinola.
Usage:
A: "I read about those town vigilates who terrorized a pediatrician thinking she was a pedophile.
B: My God. What a bunch of Sedalians!"
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Just for fun: Google "sedalian" and see where this post appears in the results. Clicky to push it up.
2 hours ago
Was on page 3 or 4; now on page 1 of Google results. Well done!
ReplyDeleteMaybe we can beat the links to dirt bike news, and then...
- the links to the fall from the overpass story, and then...
- the "another shot at title" football story at the top of the list.
Dirt bikes, football, falling off a bridge. Life in Sedalia sure sounds awesome!