A Sedalian is a person who can't distinguish two things others appreciate as distinct.
Examples:
1. Sedalians confuse science and religion.
2. Sedalians can't tell a fact from a personal feeling.
3. Sedalians don't know what's a mountain and what's a molehill.
4. Sedalians mistake their own ass for a hole in the ground.
5. Sedalians grab the shit when they want the Shinola.
Usage:
A: "I read about those town vigilates who terrorized a pediatrician thinking she was a pedophile.
B: My God. What a bunch of Sedalians!"
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‘If no previous family comes, this Copycat has me as a mama.”: Cat owners
hope that they found their lost cat after four months, crushed as microchip
scan reveals the lookalike cat to be an imposter who they adopt while their
search for soul cat continues
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In nature, there are more than a few animals who have figured out that if
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Was on page 3 or 4; now on page 1 of Google results. Well done!
ReplyDeleteMaybe we can beat the links to dirt bike news, and then...
- the links to the fall from the overpass story, and then...
- the "another shot at title" football story at the top of the list.
Dirt bikes, football, falling off a bridge. Life in Sedalia sure sounds awesome!