My offering among the comments there:
As Chuck Norris is to the roundhouse kick, John Rennie is to critical analysis.Hope my reaction gave the boys some lulz.
John Rennie eliminates wooliness so effectively, he's a danger to sweaters.
John Rennie has a special "spidey sense" for impending bullshit.
If Tops released a line of "Good Guy" cards for kids to trade and collect, John Rennie would be the Hank Aaron of the set.
Way to go SciAm!
I am so proud of you guys.