Dr Camwoo reaches in his pocket and extracts a small vial.
Camwoo: "We have found that goat's urine near the heart chakra helps the patient recover with less stress."
Surgeon: "WTF? You can't put that in my sterile field! Get out of here!"
In a later news interview:
Reporter: "So tell us about integrative healthcare."
Camwoo: "Yes, we now have learned of the integrative sterile field, which combines the sterile with something that is not sterile, so nothing is left out."
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